View Full Version : Pyromaniac in my neighborhood
JunkFunk
02-16-2005, 08:56 AM
Since about four months, some psycho has been setting fires in basements in my town. There have been 15 (!) untill now. No one has been hurt or killed yet. A few days ago, he set fire to a basement of a building just one block away from my apartment. This is really starting to freak me out. He usually comes at night and seems to have no problem getting past locked doors. I hope that they catch this freak, the sooner the better. Fucking asshole. I hope they put you away for a real long time.
soulcage
02-16-2005, 09:22 AM
are you serious?!?!? That is messed up. Where do you live?
JunkFunk
02-16-2005, 01:16 PM
Klagenfurt, Austria. The cops think there are probably more than one arsonist. One is more than enough.
Hater
02-16-2005, 01:25 PM
damn man...when i was young i had my pyro phase...just some fires in the woods or something but never anything malicious like that....thats messed up
BlackZarak21
02-16-2005, 01:55 PM
I hope you knock the shit out of him with a baseball bat. Hit him an extra time for me.
JunkFunk
02-16-2005, 02:01 PM
I'll knock the shit out of him (or them) with a burning baseball bat is what I'll do.
soulcage
02-16-2005, 04:04 PM
damn man...when i was young i had my pyro phase...just some fires in the woods or something but never anything malicious like that....thats messed up
ever toss a golfball into a fire and let the shell melt off? there's about a mile of thin rubber band inside...pretty cool.
Nowadays, when we go camping, we toss Corona bottles in the campfire until they get hot enough to jam a stick through the glass....that's if they don't pop first.....
yep, I'm mature.
nikicheerleader
02-16-2005, 11:38 PM
...gosh, theres pyros galore in here...lol...
Satan
02-17-2005, 12:39 AM
please see this thread
http://www.nonnudegirls.org/thread5141.html
PeterGriffin
02-17-2005, 01:58 AM
Someone who can fuck off is my fucking roomate who keeps taking our food and takes it upon himself to be welcome to my liquor. He just makes himself at home in our rooms as if they arent our own. I walk in the kitchen and he's drank a leater of my MtDew. I was like "Is this yours?" he said "i dont know whos it is."
He can fuck off. Im sick of his ass.
EvilCorporateWhore
02-17-2005, 03:21 AM
ever toss a golfball into a fire and let the shell melt off? there's about a mile of thin rubber band inside...pretty cool.
Nowadays, when we go camping, we toss Corona bottles in the campfire until they get hot enough to jam a stick through the glass....that's if they don't pop first.....
yep, I'm mature.
dip a tennis ball in gasoline and lite it on fire... then play hackey sack, or just kick it at eachother... hours of fun.
used to do that all the time when i was a kid.
luvusoon
02-17-2005, 06:46 AM
did you know pyromania is a sex crime?
BlackZarak21
02-17-2005, 08:12 AM
please see this thread
http://www.nonnudegirls.org/thread5141.html
Good suggestion
Empress
02-17-2005, 12:31 PM
interesting ideas for a fun time guys....
junkfunk, i hope they catch the guy before anyone or anything gets even more damaged...
and a question, how is it a sex crime?
luvusoon
02-17-2005, 04:07 PM
interesting ideas for a fun time guys....
junkfunk, i hope they catch the guy before anyone or anything gets even more damaged...
and a question, how is it a sex crime?
Shrinks will tell you that pyromaniacs start fires as a form of sexual gratification and you can look up sex crimes in any law book and pyromania is listed as well as my favorite Pygmalionism.......wich means gaining sexual gratification by having sex with statues!
EvilCorporateWhore
02-17-2005, 05:04 PM
mmmmmm, statues...
http://img180.exs.cx/img180/6653/homers0qa.gif
...arggharahrgagrhargharghhgghg
soulcage
02-17-2005, 11:36 PM
"please see this thread
http://www.nonnudegirls.org/thread5141.html"
WooHoo! The first time one of my threads has been referenced on another thread....today...(sniff-sniff)....I am a man.
JunkFunk
02-18-2005, 08:43 AM
The asshole set a fire in the city hospital yesterday, at least they think it was him. Nothing happened, the fire alarm went off right away and the fire was put out before it could spread. The town is full of police right now, I hope they get him soon.
BlackZarak21
02-18-2005, 12:51 PM
Setting fire to a hospital is proof enough he needs to be shot on sight
jbx182
02-18-2005, 04:49 PM
If you don't have capital punishment in your country, just bring him to Texas.
BlackZarak21
02-20-2005, 12:52 AM
Dude! That is the pic I made and put in the spam thread!
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